"Once upon a midnight dreary,

while I home shopped, weak and weary,

over many a quaint and beauteous mug and bowl set I adore. 

suddenly there came a warning,

and my heart was filled with mourning,

mourning for my dear amour,

" 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, "I must see Hatch & Clay's new store!".....

quoth the server: 

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